America's Inner Cities Overrun by White Kids
The "Good Old Days" in America, when White Sue and Pale Johnny only viewed their nearest city's urban hellscape through the windows of a speeding SUV as they drove back to the suburbs after watching...
View ArticleTexas Taken Over by Mescans
Texas—for a brief period the most All-American state except for New Hampshire—has, alas, succumbed to the inexorable demographic tidal wave that continues to swamp this nation in non-whiteness. Says...
View ArticleBlack People Moving to Suburbs as White People Move to Cities
Data from the 2010 U.S. census continues to trickle out, and with each new set of numbers, a fuller picture of our terrifying changing nation emerges. We need a whole new set of stereotypes, for...
View ArticleNew York City Just Goofed Off the Whole Past Decade
What was New York City up to from 2000-2010? Just the exact same old shit as ever, if you believe the U.S. Census. The calculator-wielding census nerds have tabulated all the latest numbers, and guess...
View ArticleAmericans of All Races Are Finally Sexing Each Other Up
Do you know what the fastest growing group of American youths is, besides no-good little delinquents who think Justin Bieber invented the wheel, you ignorant little brats? Multiracial youths!...
View ArticleHow Race and Ethnicity is Distributed Across the U.S.
Attention, data nerds! Numbers from the 2010 Census are being released, which means it's time to start crunching numbers and making colorful maps. New Geography has a bunch, including these two showing...
View ArticleBarack Obama Can Just Ignore White Voters Now
Even when Democrats' fortunes tumble spectacularly in the short-term, the party can always remind itself that national demographic trends favor them in the end. Many, many old white people will die...
View ArticleAmerica Is Moving South, Turning Hispanic
What further nuggets of sociology-lite can be wrung from the trickle of data that continues to issue from the U.S. Census Bureau like so much pre-cum? Simply this: everyone's fleeing the frozen North...
View ArticleTwitter Is as Big as America
Twitter has completed its 300 millionth user registration, meaning its census nearly matches that of the entire United States. It's economic output, not so much. Twopcharts.com tallies just over 301...
View ArticleFun With Census Statistics!
The 2010 U.S. census figures have been released. The big picture, basically, is that men are living longer, marriage is downtrending, and the baby boom population is entering their twilight years....
View ArticleMajority of New American Babies Are Not White
What is up with the white people and their refusal to spawn these days? There is such a severe lack of pasty procreation that now, for the first time ever, the majority of new babies are being popped...
View ArticleThe U.S. Census Declares the Gayest City in America
According to data on same-sex couples released by the U.S. Census Bureau, the gayest city in these 50 states is, not surprisingly, Provincetown, Mass., the vacation spot of circuit boys, insane...
View ArticleWhites Are Officially a Minority in Your City
We're going to come right out and say it: our urban neighborhoods are being overrun by minorities, and they're ruining everything. Bushwick? Full of minorities. Bed-Stuy? Infested. Even Harlem. All...
View ArticlePeople Don't Move Any More
Used to be that people here in America would sometimes "move" themselves and their belongings from their present dwelling place to a new, different dwelling place. No more. The percentage of people who...
View ArticleGovernment to Release Depressing Census Records From Great Depression
After 72 years of being kept confidential, the 1940 census will be released on April 2. This is exciting news for historians with an interest in the Great Depression and general census enthusiasts....
View ArticleHow to Find Cool Stuff in the Newly-Released 1940 Census Data, or,...
The Census Bureau just released reams of data from the 1940 U.S. Census online (the website's been up and down all day; if it doesn't work, try later), and you are going to spend the next hour or so...
View ArticleThe Slumburbs of Our Future
It is not hard to explain the prevailing demographic trends in America over the past decade or so: the inflating bubble caused Americans to rush further and further out into the far-flung suburbs in...
View ArticleMiscegenation, Fornication, and Onanism Have Replaced the American Family
All you need to know about the very latest trends here in the American Dream of USA of America™ is this: love is dead, marriage is an anachronism, the family has disintegrated, and all is chaos. But...
View ArticleBlack is the New White: Non-White Births Outnumber White Births for the First...
Between July 2010 and July 2011, non-white births outnumbered white births 50.4% to 49.6%, according to Census Bureau data released Thursday [NY Times link]. This is the first time in the history of...
View ArticleUS pop.
US pop. reached pi x 100,000,000 today (314,159,265). In celebration, every American ate 100,000,000 pies ("the usual").
View ArticleOld People Now Living in Sin Also
When we hear about unmarried young couples living together in sin, we're like "Sure, kids these days are living in sin, rejecting god, and fornicating nightly in Lucifer's glory, what else is new?" But...
View ArticleChicks Taking All the Good Jobs
Enlightened men know that the old system in which the top professional fields were almost completely dominated by"good old boys" simply was not tenable. I mean, the whining alone, year after year... I...
View Article2043 Is the Date of America's Whitepocalypse
The US Census Bureau, a government department whose primary function now is to scare elderly white people, has taken a look into the future, decades hence, and determined—using the science of...
View ArticleAmericans Moving Exclusively to Shitholes
The complete and total collapse of the global economy had at least one upside for Americans: it briefly stopped them from moving to brand new housing developments in hellish southwestern desert exurbs....
View ArticlePost-Recession, Millions More Kids Have an Unemployed Parent
Since the Great Recession, America has become a harder place to live for people with kids. And for the kids themselves.Read more...
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